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SSar's Beast
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This is a slightly girly entry, because I have allowed someone to play with my hair (rare event) and it is now straight. Quite straight. All right, so it rained a little on the way home and it's trying to wave again. But. Oooooh.

I spent most of the day consuming caffeinated beverages (hurrah for home-made coffee)! In the evening, I went next door to find Seng irascible; in making a Christmas wreath yesterday, her face had brushed up against some plant horrible and toxic that had made it swollen and painful. I decided Caladryl Clear antihistamine, and movies, were the way of distraction.

In the movie, one of the male characters had an extended but platonic evening with a pretty girl, then when she left, dumped a bucket of cold water over his head. I would have dismissed that as a slightly farcical mood indicator, if Seng hadn't rolled her eyes, glanced at me, and asked, "you know why he's doing that, right?"

I blinked. "...Yes?"

"Yeah, good. It's just that you're quite innocent."

"Not... that... inno..." I spluttered. I wisely shut up.

It's a bit worrying. She's sixteen months younger than me. I've been away a year at University. I have a boyfriend. ^!^ And yet... her valuation of my naïveté is obviously through the roof. I wonder how I can exploit this.

It makes me miss Wellington.

~

In further news, Jenocide is leaving in two days for two weeks in Miami, where, for the first time, she will meet her boyfriend of four years. If I had a god, I'd pray. Meanwhile, I'm relying on Ifni, Abeona, and Mercury, for whom I've always had a soft spot. And, of course, the goddess Ishtar. ^!^ I want to bore her to sleep with tips and warnings. I want to buy her mace. I want her to come back having learned something about herself and about him that makes her even more who she is. I keep ringing her, but she's away on movie trips and boat parties and at work. I think I'll manage to catch up to her tomorrow morning.

Oh, and in the next few weeks I should have a cellphone. The thought of being able to text people is very exciting.

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Hello. ^_^. Good night! o_o;;

ahh innocent one :)
what movie would this be?

oo, text!

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You already did, remember?

At least, as far as the first action goes. As far as the second one, perhaps you were a cat in a past life.

Ooh - a mobile! You'll have to put your number in a locked entry so I (and all your other friends) can send you texts from all over the world. Huzzah!

Bet you looked realy pretty!!


Was it this straight?

Yes.

Your eyes are a really interesting colour in this picture. And the green-cast items in your background look like some kind of architectural modern art.

Slightly farcical?

It's utterly unrealistic. As we all know, buckets of water are never self-inflicted, but always go in a female-to-male direction.

Or maybe that's just me.

Well, you do come off as innocent in an indearing way, but that just insults your intelligence. ^_^

Now i am quite experianced at being called innocent and the best way to exploit it is to look confused and a bit blank whenever someone tells a sick joke. Then say "I don't get it" or something simaler (use differant responses each time so people don't suspect) in a confused voice. At this point people may a) explain it which has its own amusments B) (and this is my fav response) look horribley embarassed and splutter for a while or C) scoff and say somehting like "oh please you KNOW, you do know,... don't you? yeah you do..." All in all a lot of fun. More effective if you really don't understand a few of the jokes though

omg you have a boyfriend? yay go you!!

:) thanks.

Indeed. I had one, recently.

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