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SSar's Beast
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I'm not really happy with those who stole a cherished sculpture from its place outside Epsom Library. "Phoenix Rising" was two metres tall, bolted to concrete, and supremely simple and graceful.

In more surreal news, let's turn to the weather report...

Epsom Girls' Grammar School was hit by lightning on Tuesday, in three places. In the middle of the storm, haywire fire alarms directed the students towards the field - waving umbrellas in the middle of thunder, lightning, hail and rain - and they were hastily re-directed into the hall. Today's consultation revealed that the fire safety devices are ruined, and while they're being fixed, school's off on Thursday. In Rashi's words:

"Let's go watch Shrek 2!"

PS: Layne, please forgive me for having had multiple opportunities to say, "Why do I wear this cloak? Young one, it is because I am a consecrated Servant of Ifni..." and having wasted every single one.

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How in God's name do you steal a two metre statue? I mean, that's like trying to make off with me!

Wait a second..... Do you think the thieves will use their newfound expertise to try to steal me? Suddenly, I feel very alone and very frightened.....

Joel

How in God's name do you steal a two metre statue? I mean, that's like trying to make off with me!

Are you making some kind of claim to also be a man of steel?


...There, there... Remember that you can call upon two awesome evasion/concealment abilities the statue could not! These being the ability to sit down and the ability to hunch over.

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